richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
meurkrow: getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything
therecklessandtherian: have you ever stopped taking notice of a band for a while and then one day you decide to listen to them again and all your feelings cOME FLOODING BACK AND IT FEELS LLIKE TYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK OF EMOTIONS
hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
still the best Eurovision song don’t even...
southeasternprep: zillatamer: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
alltimeplan: I don’t think parents realize that without music a lot of their own children would not be alive.
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
jaclcfrost: spike and dimitri are twins and i don’t know who they’re related to neither do we go on