That awkward moment when your parents have a...
OH LYSSA MY LOVEE!!!
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
WITH PRIDE!: That moment when you find out the... →
msdrbeat: And you love it! Then, you’re a bit skeptical. Then you say “screw this!” and you’re back to being excited. Then the kid who is always negative says they hate the new show. Then you celebrate some more, and one of the seniors comes over awkwardly because THEY WON’T BE HERE…
I wish the Super Bowl would get a legit halftime...
Count the Shadows.: Weird thoughts of the day: →
omegalowmaniac: it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm you have to answer a fucking riddle and the riddle changes so you can learn more because you’re in Ravenclaw imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated and you get…
Me: you guys! i'm REALLLLY happy.
Yanelis and Karen: why?
Me: i met a boy tonight. he's cute, and charming, and adorable, and nice.
Karen: is he a cowboy?!
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
Karen: I would love to punch somebody right now.
Karen: no. i need a person.
Me: There's always mike. xD
Karen: I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! x'D
traduire: lezbfrands: eatcooter: Snooki singing “i just can’t wait to be king” this is why i love this woman. i don’t watch jersey shore but this is excellent.
If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you...
Lost your pen = No pen No pen = No notes No notes = No study No study = Fail Fail = No diploma No diploma = No work No work = No money No money = No food No food = You get skinny You get skinny = Then you get ugly Ugly = No love No love = No marriage No marriage = No children No children = Alone Alone = Depression Depression = Sickness Sickness = Death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will...
What if Helena Bonham Carter ran down the red...
that awkward moment when your cousin likes your...
Me: chill. i was kidding. i fell asleep at like...3. xD
Yanelis: good! i can't have you acting all loopy on sleep deprivation!
Me: why not? more fun!
Yanelis: bahaha! okay, but i better not see you next to me one minute, then climbing on the stage to sing with the chorus the next minute. haha!
Me: lmao! i would never! ...however, i cannot gauruntee not stealing a piccolo or flute. >:3
Yanelis: Haha. i can see it now. i turn around and you're not there then i look on stage and see a girl hiding behind one of the piccolo players, getting ready to make the attack.
Me: THE FIGHT COMMENCES! she leaps and snatches the piccolo in one hand, does a flip in the air, and lands gracefully on her feet. then, she plays a solo that shows off her awesome skills! ;D
Yanelis: Plan A is in progress.
Me: will commence at 1:30 pm on Saturday, January 15, 2011.
Yanelis: 'aight! Alpha 2, over and out!
firebolting: “I’m not going home, not really.” ...
I NEED TO SEE HARRY POTTER! NOWWW!
I feel really sad and lonely and scared like I...
thatslag: Okay? Okay.