May 2012
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sebmoran:
i’d like to thank tumblr
for being able to bring up tags i used once, a year ago, and haven’t even glanced at since
and never keeping the tags i use every FUCKING DAY
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jessiecaroline:
omgf with this zombie shit in florida happening
i just want to cancel my trip
and go see ringo instead.
my uncle would be sad, though.
afdghj
OMFG MY AUNT LIVES IN FLORIDA.
WHAT IF ZOMBIES
It’s a cannibal.
Bitch.
Get it right.
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Jessie: I want to get a bus and change it so I can sleep in it.
Lyssa: So you want a camper.
Jessie: No. I want to take a bus and convert it into a sleeper. It'll have a hot tub too.
Lyssa: That's just an RV.
Jessie: But I want it to be a bus first.
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siriused:
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
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hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
California Person: Oh great, more fog.
Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?
Hawaii Person: WHO THE HELL PISSED PELE OFF AND MADE IT AS COLD AS ANTARTICA?
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